Monday, October 8, 2007

The Latest Car From Sirius Cybernetics Corp

This lovely article describes a concept car with a special Linda Blair feature. No, it doesn't projectile vomit pea soup, it does however have the ability to swivel 180 degrees from its wheel base. The real thing of interest is at the end of the story. The car has sensors that reads your mood and talks to you accordingly.

I envision a scenario where it gets locked in a positive feedback loop. Instead of talking you down from being grumpy, it gets all pissy and mean. After a few miles you and the car are in such a heated exchange that even the most embittered estranged couple would pause. Ahhh... the future promises to be very entertaining.

2 comments:

Impetua said...

Who are you, O Venerable Gamer? Are you on my server? Or just stumbled across my blog somehow? It's killing me!

Carla said...

does this car come with language selection? i would program it to seduce me in a unintelligible latin based dialect.